The Top Ten Worse Things To Hear at Thanksgiving:

1. “I got this recipe at last month’s missionary conference.”

2. Loud gobbles from the oven

3. Sound effects from the three-bean salad. (After the meal)

4. The chair creaking underneath you. (Again, after the meal)

5. “Oh, oh”, followed by, “Don’t panic I have the Butterball Hotline on speed dial.”

6. “Honey …the dog has something in its mouth!”

7. “Hey everybody, I thought we would go vegan this year.”

8. “Mommy my hamster is missing”, followed by, “Honey, is the stuffing supposed

to be crunchy?”

9. PETA protesting outside your front door.

10. “Who turned off the oven?”